Can an auto windshield coating create little stars all over my windshield visible on rainy nights?
Can an auto windshield coating create little stars all over my windshield visible on rainy nights?
yes. in fact, the way the process works is that in your cars assembly plant, there is an ancient chinese wizard bound by spurlocks and magic root. The wizard, who is thousands of years old and who has infinite wisdom, was captured by Itsuro Yamamoto in 1342, and was forced into prostitution shortly thereafter. After hundreds of years of demoralizing work, he lost his charm and with it, most of his abilities. However, he did retain the ability to create automobile windshield stars, which shine on dark nights using Elfin Magic.
Anyways, in 1984, car companies put an ad in the paper for ancient chinese wizards capable of producing windshield stars. He didnt want to do it, but he was really tired of welfare, so he agreed. Then they tricked him, chained him up, and overwork him because they know he is immortal.
Hope that answers your question.
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